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house 1410
Chris | Kazuya

you've reached miyuki, i'm not here at the moment, leave me a message.
text, video, audio, physical mail, you know, whatever

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Comments

[carrierpigeon]

just a rock dove, sorry!

but, right now I have a human body, thanks(?) to the landlord.

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you don't need to... apologize for 'just' being a rock dove. i've never met a bird that was smart enough to text, you're not 'just' anything.

oh... huh.

[carrierpigeon]

[Miyuki should meet a fantail.]

I guess when you put it that way it has gotta be totally different, hahaha. I'm really just your average guy, though.

I think he turns everyone who isn't human into one...its really creepy. I uh try not to think about it too much. theres that jellyfish guy too! THAT'S wild. I never thought I'd meet a talking jellyfish.

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expect for being a bird. seems legit. [ read: that sounds fake, but ok. ]

that IS really creepy... i never thought i'd meet ANY, uh, talking animals, personally, but yeah a jellyfish is even weirder than a bird, they don't even have brains.

[carrierpigeon]

weirder things have happened here! I mean Miss Vietnam is actually a country or something. so a jellyfish is

no, it's still pretty weird.

but it'd be hypocritical if I didn't believe him anyway. were in the same boat kind of.

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she's actually a country???? every time i think this place can't get any weirder...

he seemed pretty convinced he had tentacles so i guess i gave him the benefit of the doubt lmao

and he's friends with my teammate's 'dad', after meeting an octopus a jellyfish is pretty believable

[carrierpigeon]

yeah she is! at least she says she is and I believe her.

an octopus?! but takoyaki is so delicious...

[The conversation just took a sharp swerve there.]

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that's so weird...

right? it makes it really tough to talk to him when i'm hungry lmao

[ please do not eat your neighbors, boys. ]

[carrierpigeon]

but if were all human while were here...

no way! I don't want to think about it. its too sinister!

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woah you just made this really creepy lmfao

he's like an octopus mermaid, though, so he does have, you know, octopus legs or whatever

[carrierpigeon]

I'm sorry! my best friend loves yakitori! [If you can follow the progression of his logic there.]

jeez...this is confusing. let's just treat him like our neighbor, I guess?

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[ it takes a minute, but then: ] LMAO sounds rough

haha well it's not like i can say 'by the way talking to you reminds me how much i love takoyaki'

[carrierpigeon]

she would probably say something exactly like that actually.

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holy shit

done

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that's kind of amazing

[carrierpigeon]

its her hunter-gathering instincts at work! anything can be a meal I guess.

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...hunter-gathering instincts?

[carrierpigeon]

she's a human!

[As if that explains everything. You know, Miyuki - hunter-gatherers!]

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what, is she a cavewoman in the land of the birds?

[carrierpigeon]

she DOES live in a cave!

how did you know?

[Is this a more common experience than he thought? What about all the buildings humans have erected?]

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what

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why

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i was making a joke

she lives in a cave???? [ what kind of world has sentient birds and cavewomen!!! ]

is that... common...